History

Back way before you were born, about 100 A.D., there was a group of people in South America known as Uhilio. The Uhilians were located in the deep jungles in Brazil, and lived in tree houses made of the Brazilian Nut Tree in the understory. They worshiped the GAHUREPGU U MAG which is known today as Bunny and Bob. Bunny, or GAHUREPGU, represents becoming violently mad with power.  Bob, or MAG, represents the suffering resulted from Bunny. There are a few more gods of the Uhilians, such as JAGGEDHEN, or known today as crooked chicken. He is not one of the main gods of this website, but he was the main god. He had much power. Crooked Chicken is like Greece’s Zeus. An image of crooked chicken is located on the page. Anyways, Bunny was very powerful and would torture Bob constantly. All Bob could do was try to avoid him and run away. Maybe someday he will stand up for himself and fight back. Probably not.  

   The Uhilians would separate into two groups once a year. The Bunnies and the Bobs. They would wrap gold turban-like hats onto their head and then pick the ‘teams’. The strongest men would be picked onto the Bunny side, weakest on the Bobs. The groups separate and spend 4 nights camping out on the forest floor, or the most open area they could find. In one of those 4 nights, the Bunnies would come and attack the Bobs. They would capture one of the Bobs and take him or her to their campgrounds and make a sacrifice to Bob. Everyone in the Uhilio tribe would take place in these 5 days except the children. They did the same thing with the children ages 5 to 14. In this competition, though, they would fight until only 6 children were left alive. These were considered the most worthy to live. Hopefully someday we will understand all the bizarre traditions. And who knows? Maybe the Uhilians will rise from the dead and eat everyone. We will never know.